CONSCIOUSNESS TAP

This is the great ruse of the time.
This is the great ruse of the time.
If you can read, you're not a part of the consciousness tap.
If you run fast, you're not a part of the consciousness tap.
If you aren't a slut, you're not a part of the consciousness tap.
If you got top score on Paperboy, you're not a part of the consciousness tap.
If you are a slut, you're not a part of the consciousness tap.
If you bruise easily, you're not a part of the consciousness tap.
If you subscribe to NPR Podcasts, you're not a part of the consciousness tap.
If you believe what you see and not what you think, you're not a part of the consciousness tap.
If you followed Gandhi, you're not a part of the consciousness tap.
If you cured cancer, you're not a part of the consciousness tap.
If you masturbated to pool scene in Fast Times at Ridgemont High, you're not a part of the consciousness tap.
If you taped your breasts, you're not a part of the consciousness tap.
If you breed, you're not a part of the consciousness tap.
If you listen to Dave Bixby's Ode to Quetzalcoatl, you're not a part of the consciousness tap.
If you helped end back alley abortions, you're not a part of the consciousness tap.
If you helped outlaw gun laws, you're not a part of the consciousness tap.
If you have "a one-way ticket to the land of truth", you're not a part of the consciousness tap.
If you are true to your wife, you're not a part of the consciousness tap.
If you believe in the flying nocturnal penne Monster GOD, you're not a part of the consciousness tap.
If you eat Very Berry Kix, you're not a part of the consciousness tap.
If you designed the foremost electric flow regulators, you're not a part of the consciousness tap.
If you lived with the Wolverines of Canada, you're not a part of the consciousness tap.
If you lived in every Country in the World, you're not a part of the consciousness tap.
If you sat court-side at Staples Center next to Snoop Dog every game, you're not a part of the consciousness tap.
If you saved dying babies from the shores of Somalia for the Shores of Jersey, you're not a part of the consciousness tap.
This is the great ruse of time.
This is the great ruse of time.

Consciousness Tap
"Consciousness & Artisanal Beer"
7427 W. Black Current Blvd. (adjacent from Jurisprudence Alley)
Flow Waters, Ca 96578
Hrs: M-Su (24hrs)