The Mark (2012)
Directed By: James Chankin
Written By: Paul Duran, Leland Jourdan & John Patus
Produced By: James Chankin
Starring: Craig Sheffer, Eric Roberts & Gary Daniels
Rating: 0 out 5 Stars
The Testimony of Chad (Part 2 of 3: Chest-deep in the
Trinity Myth)
Fuck!!!...my
"Mark of the Beast" tattoo really itches…I know being a Hollywood
actor is tough, but do I really HAVE to be the Devil’s man and attempt to kill Jesus
Christ and cook him…"all trussed up like a pig on a spit!"…eating his
flesh for sustenance. For now, I
will use my mad iMac remote skills to ensure that ALL the rich white people
will be spared from the Rapture while I, with the help of my inter-racial
lover, make like Robert Neville, and kill every last vampire and zombie on the
Godless Earth to ensure a new chapter in unnatural, prolonged human survival. It’s called Hell on Earth and it’s a
warning to you, my unmarried Godless friends, that the Rapture is eminent,
unless you leave the rich Christian white alone to interbreed a race of
mayonnaise-tinted, Megalomaniacs that travel first class.
The Testimony of a non-faith-based viewer (Part 1 of 1:
Activate Jammer!)
Personally, I like my
God-Fiction with the best possible use of a Friends Church Multi-Purpose
Room...something like the Passenger Cabin of an Airplane…so naturally, this
movie has blessed me with many gifts.
At least they converted the Bathroom to the Airplane’s Cock-pit (the
greatest single achievement of this film). Beyond that, I’m at a loss…Jeff
Fahey’s chest-hair is this movie’s equivalent of The Ring of Power.
Long live Gary Daniels and Eric Roberts, who marginalize
themselves in Society as "B- Actors" (even sometimes as twin False
Prophet’s), revealing the Truth to those who look with open eyes. The Truth that Christians, like all
dogmatic groups, are kept afloat by “business men, not suicide bombers”
(Subtext: business men, not Muslims).
A couple more things I learned from The Mark:
-When 10’s of thousands of people are missing, many of them
are bound to be children.
-Butt sex is ok as long as it’s a Mexican (posing as a
Redneck) ramming a Wannabe British Stripper (posing as a slutty Thai Stewardess) while the pair enjoys a 2-hour
parachute decent to “Hell” (on Earth)
-The Mark aka Global Socialism Multi-Purpose Room Flight
Simulator aka The Hand-Job Center: Home of the Dirty Foreigners aka The Long
Overdo Rape of James Dobson
