SAME OFFENSE SEMINAR: N****A Back Like That (Y* **N Back Like That)

The world is a monster

MTV is poison

Poisonous Monsters be comin' at me non-stop!

...but you don't get a skinny white boy back like that.

Ghostface Killah, is no doubt a "Monsta' Don"...Ironman, Supreme Clientele, and yes even as late as 2006's Fishscale he's been producing fantastic, top notch Hip-Hop.

Lucky again in the cosmic swirl, I was once a kid that hated rap...and then a post-adolescent hater who, in contrived hesitant inauthenticity, slandered "commonplace" LIKES and laudable pop art...and avoidance of tightly produced, hook-heavy hip-hop such as Ghostface Killah.

Lucky I am, because I was able to first listen to him in a world free from MTV.  I haven't watched MTV for a long time now.  I don't have cable anymore so I'm growing thankfully more distant from all of TV that isn't hand picked by a free thinking consciousness enabled greatly the decadent technology swallowing poisoning sea cucumber that is the Internet.  The time is the right time...and I'm able to listen to back like that the way it should be listened to: with headphones on while riding the New York subway to work.

Free of images.  Free on censorship.  Free from Capitalism.  Free.

Free I enjoy authentic art.

And now for your plausible foray into my world of Cows we got Cows! dyslexic verbing the nouns in retrospective waxing stations for the weak hearted, blood heavy bumper souls that occupy my expanding dark matter quite-sub-conscious consciousness.

Step 1 (tip number 1...LAST RESORT!)...
No, but for actual now:  STEP 1, if you have loved Ghostface, for any reason at any point other than the one I just described, X-out and go away for you are a cherished bumper soul.

Step 2 (Buzz A-2-D...don't be a moron)...
No, but for actual now: STEP 2: Watch this and listen w/ Headphones:

Step 3 (Lap 2! Ditty Kong Racing!)...

No, STEP 3: If you enjoyed that...listen again...you know you want to because it feels so good...and makes you feel larger than life...more than Radiohead's "Give Up the Ghost" can at this point in your soar...

Step 4 (TRL raped my soul!)...

Yes...NOW WATCH THIS AND FEEL THE PAIN THAT COULD'VE BEEN THAT I JUST HAD (maybe.....???????)  Censorship and $$$ fuck more often than Fame and $$$...I knew who Ghostface was, but I didn't come into contact with Censorship fucking him.  It's the raping of the true world...the raping of ALL...THE RAPE...and now for the RAPE: 

(Not Even) Bad Lip Reading

"Cenamos"
by Enrique Iglesias

To-night we dine...
I leave my hunger in your hands
We-take a bite
Nothing is tasteless anymore
Don't let the food go to waste
Don't let a lobster go by
Nothing can stop us to dine!
Cenamos!!!!!
let the flavor take you over Cenamos!!! 
Te quiero, comida mio - Cenamos!! 
Wanna eat this food forever - Cenamos!!! 
Te quiero, comida mio - Te quiero

There's a little taste of the lyrics.

Single droppin' Oct 6th, 2012...WORLD INTERNET DEBUT!

And keep any eye out for the new video directed by Caldecott Chubb featuring a Live performance of Enrique Iglesias's "Bailamos" spliced with illicit footage of Brooklyn 20-something's dinning out in NYC (Yo!).

They told me not to smoke drugs...I wouldn't listen

"We all believe in something...even if we believe there's nothing to believe.  I'm not interested in telling you what I believe...and trying to make you believe in something.  But I'm curious:  How do you know what you know?  How did you get your beliefs?  What is it in the moment?  We could know the truth of everything.  What does the consciousness know?  For just one moment...if we could get it all out...if we could just know for one moment what our consciousness was...is...and where it came from.  And get it all out.

What if we could crack through the illusion of linear time...in the same moment?  What if we could experience all of history and all of eternity...in a single moment?  For this single point in all of eternity...knowing all the know...we choose our next thought.  This next thought will be the seed for our new belief...our new perception of a new world.  Forgive any resentment.  Release any anger.  Dissolve any guilt.  Refrain my regrets.  Accept anything I may be resisting.  Love away any fear.  And walk through the doorway." -C.C. (Unknown)

Great Job!

You FUCK the body. You MAKE LOVE to the soul.

Believe the ones you love when they say "they're trying"...this is all they can do and you'll never know what it's like for them to try.

Their trying is something new to them.  So it may appear as if they aren't doing anything, but it's probably just tough for them fix the problem.

All that's important is that they try.  No outcome is important....trying leads to change and change is the ONLY desired outcome.

To not try is the ONLY non-outcome.  To give up before you ever try is a non-outcome.  It's the death of the soul.

In life: giving up before trying is the death of part of your soul.

Thankfully, our decadent ways only chip away at our souls...meanwhile any changes we experience through simple "trying" build new cells in our soul.

 and for the ones loved too...
Always say "you're trying" if that's what you aim to do.  Don't be afraid that it sounds like not enough or a cop out.  It's not.  It's all you can do and you shouldn't be held to a higher standard.

Sus amigos estan aqui

Those that define fear as "pessimistic and unpleasant" and the opposite of fear as "optimism and energy"are wrong. 

There is no real opposite of fear.  Fear constantly and perpetually exists.  Around us and inside us all...at all times...it's a major part of us.

This is one fundamental problem with society's definition of fear.  Society codifies fear as the villan we must all rid ourselves of, prescribing that we must be without it to get the most out of this life.

Highly incorrect.

Fear is not a villan.  Fear is more who we are than anything else.  We are the only ones that can experience or understand the fear we have.  We must deal with the fear.  Dealing with our fears is repeatedly a rejected action by us, opting for "optimism and energy" in place of those fears.

I'm not discounting optimism or energy as viable modus operandi, but they certainly don't replace fear, nor are they the counterpoint.  The counterpoint of fear is unknown because it's different for each individual soul.

Confronting fear is what we are actually concerned with.  Confronting and hopefully coming to terms with...coddling...embracing...and Loving.  We cannot replace fear with anything at all, let alone misappropriated entities such as Love. 

Love drapes alongside Fear like a friend.

"I fear not"...I think not.  

Do you understand Life? Do You?

The fleck of fear that falls in faked HELL.

Here it goes:
If you don't BEGIN to love everything and continue to fall in love again and again (faster...faster) you don't exist.  To live life is to grow.  Consciousness expanding through experiences pulsed by continued survival drawing a vivid picture on an endless canvas. That's life.  You know what else is life?  Saying "That's life" in response to hearing a 3 minute story about a guy leaving your house without his underwear after your future mother-in-law catches him follin' around with his girlfriend and whom has to return to your apartment to retrieve his underwear only to have your future mother-in-law grab the underwear.  That's Life too.

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