an entrance dies without action and action alone

For now...dark matter = love.  

better men enter and rebuttal in sound perfection, ride my theory camel for now and store water....

Zoidz: 
...the relationship
takes effort
because it's unnatural in the law of evolution
but it's worth it
and the only reason is...
it's the only thing that's not science
yet still exists...
(let's call it dark matter for now...'stuff' in the universe which is out there and abundant but not understood)
Jay Spaceman: Ladies and Gentlemen (We are floating in Space)...


Kenny Loggins: IT'S CALLED LOVE! and it's gonna be around forever!
Jimmy Messina: FUCK YOU LOGGINS!...love can suck it!
Kenny Loggins: I know a couple of people who might disagree...here comes one right now...
Ed Askew's mind in Steven Perry's body (kept alive on the spiritual switchboard on loan from Anthony Hopkins): What seems to be the problem Kenny!?!?! Love is...   not what people think it is... Love is not a correction for your hate... not a pretty picture that you paint...  Love is...  not just one love...  Love is everyone.


SILVER escape wave runner JEWS (and their prose):
Strange Victory! Strange Defeat!

WHAT DID JOHN PRINE SAY TO JOHN PARR??????

WHAT DID JOHN PARR SAY TO JOHN PRINE??????

The Wind that Shakes the Mind Enhancement

the sides don't always enclose
but they always create change.
do the sides get me down?
yes, the sides bring me down a notch
sometimes way down to the bottom


and because there is unknowing
the sides, for me, NEVER enclose
and the possibility of a new side drives discovery
sometimes this is found
and I reach the top


and...
Daily Food Truck Trendz 


Bread BOWLognese
...San Francisco Treat


Necessitas Accoutrements
...you buy a bowl of water or noodles or rice
...we give you the accoutrements you need to make delicious food


Gino's Bánh-mìno
...it's Bánh mì meets Panino
...like Cinco's B'owl: Which is Bat meets Owl


Brothers-in-Claws
...Soft Shell Crab Rolls
...made by brothers in law


The fear of foraging for fiddleheads in Forrest Hills.  What is it?  Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh maybe it's YOU!


Ladies Thumb...Ladies Choice!


Byrne Notice:

What are you, in love with your problems?
I think you take it...a little too far
It's...not so cool to have so many problems
But don't expect me to explain your indecisions
Go...talk to your analyst, isn't that what they're paid for
You walk, you talk...You still function like you used to
It's not a question...Of your personality or style
Be a little more selfish, it might do you some good

NYC...Tranquillo!
Goddammit! Tranquillo! For the Love of Christ!

James Nugyen's Julie + Jack: A Stellar Discourse for Birdemic's fools gold breed of extreme panning...THE LOST DIALOGUE (Original Script...Rough Draft...Typos Abound):

me: this is already way better than birdemic

 Jordan: ya

  intro

 me: DJ Hupp is at least a real editor

 Jordan: hahaha

 me: and that Tim Gorman can sure write a song

11:53 PM that rips off forest gump without a notion of little else

  ok

  as soon

  as i say

  STellachip

11:54 PM we press play

  no seriously

  you ready

 Jordan: holdon

  yes you?

 me: Stellchip

  James Stellachip

  ya

  1,2 3

  GO

 Jordan: done

  this flute

  is awful

  Hammer?

11:55 PM me: the sales are good

  BUT

 Jordan: hahahaha

 me: I think we can do btter

 Jordan: so dry

 me: BUT

  as of today

  we are sitting on a gold mine

  BUT

  BUT

 Jordan: Bill

  worst

11:56 PM me: ahahaha

 Jordan: this is WAY better than Birdemic

  late once a week?

  who says that

 me: wait

  this movie is called

  Jack + Bob

  right?

 Jordan: Julie + Jack

  haahahha

  Jack + Bob

 me: ahhaha

11:57 PM late once a week

 Jordan: holt shit

 me: what the fuck

 Jordan: no idea what is going on

  worst sex scene

11:58 PM me: you poor man

  mullhulhahemulhahaha

  fuck this movie...i'm going to cupidmatchmaker.net

 Jordan: hahahah

  duty calls

  wow

11:59 PM whoa

  that website

  lady renegade = next mix name

 me: when he got all excited

  and shook the camera

 Jordan: Chipman?

12:00 AM me: with his yell

 Jordan: we need to know it's in San Jose

 me: this music

 Jordan: hahahahhaha

 me: i feel like i'm changing levels on zelda

 Jordan: i'm dying

12:01 AM me: ahahahh

  changing levels on zelda

  mix name

 Jordan: yes

 me: he's "BAAAAD" at his job

  but he gets to advance levels

  and get a new sword

 Jordan: hahahaha

 me: Jack + Ji

  Jim

  Grum + Julie

12:02 AM =Grulie

 Jordan: a customer who doesnt buy anything for two years

  oh shit

  lady grenade

 me: ahahahaha

 Jordan: renegade

12:03 AM so blow out!!

 me: ahhah

 Jordan: this is in an apartment?

  no, restaurant

  speaking Java to someone?!!>?

 me: ahahahah

 Jordan: you gotta be kidding me

12:04 AM me: Lady Renegade

  you speak french

 Jordan: James Nguyen is a software guy in real life

 me: IT's a houseraunt

  I know

  and not a very good one

 Jordan: hahahahha

 me: from what i hear

  She speaks all the romance languages

 Jordan: and never breaks smile

 me: They are having a great meal in this Houseraunt

 Jordan: hahahaha

12:05 AM no one else is there

 me: Software engineers don't need pocket protectors

12:06 AM Jordan: please, don't bother me

 me: ahahah

  look jordan this may sound corny

  but this movie fucking sucks

 Jordan: hahahaha

12:07 AM Legion of Honor

 me: this guy is so not interested

  This guy looks like the ghost child of Aaron Ekhart and Bill Pullman

 Jordan: hahahaha

  what?

12:08 AM this is not true

  cant be

  moving fast

12:09 AM sitting on each other's lap on Muni?

 me: wait what isn't true?

  I want this soundtrack

 Jordan: what she said about the painting

12:10 AM I'll get a clip of this soudtracbk

 me: ahaahhah

  it's the triumphant return of barney

  that's the name of this song

12:11 AM Jack + Julie with music from Brayne Rasner: The Triumphant Return of Barney

 Jordan: Brayne

 me: from Corbs

 Jordan: oh now she is an archeologist?

 me: or the Snuggler

  can't remember

  Brayne

  His sweater is giving me a boner

12:12 AM Jordan: hahahhah

  this is like Sam + Janet

  I think he is stealing from that

 me: She computed the layers of dirt

 Jordan: yup

  1000 years

  shot blown out, again

 me: I mean this has been so much fun jordan

12:13 AM ahahha

 Jordan: it's no computer

12:14 AM cant talk about the past

  at all

12:16 AM me: ahahahah

  I'm a very private person

  .......

  aaaaa

  ....

12:17 AM and i just cna't tellyou now

 Jordan: hahaha

  this blonde haired guy is killing me

 me: This guy could be just a little more transparent

  but i doubt it

 Jordan: he is a ghost

 me: hhhHHhhhhhahahaahhhah

12:18 AM he's the lovechild of bill pullman and aaron eckhart

 Jordan: oh now the lovechild?

 me: James Nguyen's movies feature sales to the lovechild of bill pullman and aaron eckhart

  the guy he sells to

  the only guy he sells to

12:19 AM Jordan: hahhahaha

 me: Oh Ya blame it on the economy

 Jordan: ya

 me: THis boss is awful

 Jordan: ooooooo

 me: he has shelf hair

  it looks like a wave

 Jordan: cause he's dating a HOT gir;

  girl

 me: yup

 Jordan: this is commercial music

 me: what award is he up to

12:20 AM That's two things

  aaaahaahahh

 Jordan: best salesman of the quarter

 me: this chick saying hot woman

 Jordan: hahaha

 me: hey pause it for 7 seconds

 Jordan: oh you are behind

  ok

 me: she scare the shit out of me

  ok so i'm seeing them walk down the sidewalk

  now at palace

  of fine aret

 Jordan: ok

 me: red colum

 Jordan: tell me when they talk

 me: archway

  ahahha

12:21 AM still no talk

  ...

  still shitty enya music

  and no talk

  ok

  now

 Jordan: ok

 me: oh

  that was to display

 Jordan: those feathers

 me: that they had dressed up

  for the gassby party

 Jordan: oh ok

 me: how long have they been together

 Jordan: Gatsby

  no idea

12:22 AM me: I love this cinemetogray

 Jordan: maybe a month

 me: graphie

 Jordan: hahahaha

  no movement

  full screen

  i cant take this music

12:24 AM me: hqqhhqhqhhwhhhahaahah

  You know what Jordan

 Jordan: kids

 me: all this vitural reality stuff is great

  but think of how much better it would be in real life

 Jordan: hahhaa

  this scene is way too long

 me: this guy is fucking gay

12:25 AM Jordan: hahahhahahahha

  i'm dying

  I want to watch this with Tim

 me: he moves like a mid-90's Black Pop R&B singer when he acts

  it's like Blackstreet or Boys to Men in slow mo everytime he starts acting

12:26 AM Romanoz

  Romanof

  she's russian

 Jordan: Rackmononoff

  serisouly

  using

  virtuak

  reality

  virtual*

12:27 AM it shows you what you were dreaming

  right

 me: well at least it was so unbearably floating an other worldly with the scene blow outs and enya music

  that's more virtual than anything else

12:28 AM EEEEWWWWW

 Jordan: hhahahah

 me: this guy would never get laid

 Jordan: you behind again?

 me: EEEEWwwwww

  Helen

  he just said

  pause for 4 seconds

  maybe

 Jordan: ok

 me: oh i guess i got way be hind

  i'm at 36:34

12:29 AM Jordan: ok, I am just a tad behind

 me: i'm at 36:54

 Jordan: yeah, pause yours for like 4 seconds

 me: i'm at...

  are you ready

  say ready

  and i'll type it

 Jordan: ready

 me: 37:36

12:30 AM Jordan: ok thats fine

  i'm 2 sedconds behind

 me: any of the remotest possibility of benefits

  best sentence

  ever

 Jordan: hahhaha

  there's a good one

  together

12:31 AM me: it's the same mom

  from birdemic

 Jordan: oh ya

12:32 AM he's talking gayer

  if that's possible

12:33 AM me: why is there a tv

  wait

  tiny tv

 Jordan: hahahahahahahha

 me: 5 inches to the left of the couch

 Jordan: didnt notice that

 me: pointing at the side of the coucy

  it's on a TV Tray

 Jordan: just like The Room with it behind the couch

12:34 AM best prop ever

 me: this is the best

  you're supposed to sit on the right side of the couch

  and then peer over your right shoulder

  and Enjoy!

 Jordan: i'm dying

  is this James?

 me: yup

 Jordan: really?

 me: yes

12:35 AM Jordan: this just got sadder

 me: him and tommy must be aliens because

  they have to brainwash an entire movie crew

 Jordan: i just dont understand how Birdemic came after this and its so much better than Birdemic

 me: even the dumbest people ever would expose something like this for what it was before allowing it to finish

12:36 AM but all these people allow them to do their thing

 Jordan: Space Odyssey 2001

 me: ahahhahah

  what is going on?

  hwo is this a movie

 Jordan: no

  idea

 me: just the editing is better

 Jordan: what is the framing

  so much better

12:37 AM sound so much better

 me: it's just editing and sound

 Jordan: music = way better

 me: that are way better

  everything else is the same

 Jordan: ya

  special effects

 me: ya music is better i guess

  well

 Jordan: no i was kidding on the music

 me: this one doesn't have any

 Jordan: yet

 me: so can't compare

  ahahah

  This asian guy

  ahahhhhahhahahhh

12:38 AM Jordan: favorite

  he did nothing

  on the computer

 me: he looks like the principle in Kindergarden Cop dressed in an Eduardo Najera suit painted Chinese

 Jordan: he had an email open in Outlook

  hahahaha

  painted

12:39 AM me: ahahha

  i'm dying

 Jordan: this set

12:40 AM me: why did we just watch them test that

  She's brilliant the indian guy is impressed

12:41 AM Jordan: very

 me: both movies have scenes of people hugging, high fiving, and clapping at the end of a business meeting

12:42 AM Jordan: and a million dollars changing hands

 me: ahahhahaah

  add that to my FB post

12:44 AM this guy is VR Porting again

 Jordan: to Golden Gate Park

 me: Still no special Effects

 Jordan: somewhere there

 me: but Zelda just killed a main boss

12:45 AM it's that garden right by the museam

 Jordan: other side of the street

 me: This guy looks like the love child of John Mayer and Kyle Kover

  Korver

 Jordan: or Mark Madsen

12:46 AM this is so bland

 me: Mark Madsen and Kyle Korver had a child 1 night after a 105-93 Chicago win over MInnesota

 Jordan: hahahah

12:47 AM awful framing again

 me: She's been hiding in vitural reality or golden gate park?

  or both?

 Jordan: hahhahah

  hahahhaha

  both I think

 me: She looks liek the love child of Powder and Light

12:48 AM He is the most painful actor ever to watch

  What the fuck is wrong with her

 Jordan: i dont know, he is neck and neck with the guy from Birdemic

 me: did she make another James Nguyen movie

 Jordan: we have no idea why she is being like this

 me: is that her big awful secret

12:49 AM is she a bird monster

  This chick is awful looking

 Jordan: ya

 me: She looks like a business suit

  SHE

  all over her looks like a female business suit come to life

  what a fashionable set of couches

12:50 AM I think he's gay

 Jordan: couple days?

  it's only been that long?

 me: ahhaahhahahahahaaahhaah

  that's great

12:51 AM HOW old are they?

 Jordan: hate these flashbacks

 me: 14 team

  ahahaha

 Jordan: supposed to be college

 me: they are acting AAAANNNNDDD dressing like they are 14

 Jordan: yes

  all pig tails

12:52 AM me: is that the guy that played Christopher Cross on Yacht Rock

 Jordan: hahahha

 me: wTF

  2 seconds of rap dance music

 Jordan: see?

  she's fun

 me: with a SFX

12:53 AM white out transfer

  that flashback revealed nothing

 Jordan: ya it did

  she's fun

  has an old flame

  wait

 me: ahahahahah

 Jordan: they've havent meet in person?

 me: and old flame with skin that looks liek a wilting raddish

12:54 AM I have NO FUCKING CLUE

 Jordan: hahahhahah

 me: waht is going on

 Jordan: flashback!

 me: I'm tired of looking at bad kitchens

  and living rooms

 Jordan: least dynamic shot ever

12:55 AM me: ya easily if compared to any other movie apart from birdemic, but against this and birdemic it's unlikely to crack the top100

  why is each scene an episode of Lost?

 Jordan: hahaha

12:56 AM me: BIRDS

 Jordan: forshadowing

 me: this guy has a master plan

  oh yes

12:57 AM we need to post this chat on something

 Jordan: hahahahah

 me: why are both the parents in light pink

 Jordan: that lady is famous

 me: That lady is famous

 Jordan: forgot her name

12:58 AM me: Tippi Hedren

  Dude

  Tippi Hedren was in BIRDS

 Jordan: oh yea

 me: when i saw the birds

  again

  I was like

12:59 AM fuck this guy has only watch 2 things american

  Birds

  and seasons 1-4 of One Life to Live

 Jordan: hahaha

  she's dead

  wtf

1:01 AM me: she didn't die yet

  oh this is a flashback

 Jordan: this is a flashback

 me: she only occurs in his V Port

 Jordan: wow, she was in Huckabees

  ya

  she pretended to be alive

1:02 AM me: if you wanna meet Tippi Hedren, all you have to do is Look at a dead Flash of Light in a V Port

 Jordan: hahaha

  how on earth is Tippi in this?

 me: because he's a fucking diehard Birds fan

1:03 AM and he approached the old bag

  and told her how amazing she is

  and told her he can save the world from global warming

  if she joins his master plan

 Jordan: hahahah

  at her grave

 me: movin like fucking Seal again

1:04 AM Jordan: this plot is amazing

 me: Boyz to menb

 Jordan: so wooden

1:05 AM me: plot twist

 Jordan: special effects!!!

1:06 AM me: Jack + Julie: It's Sam and Julie meets Freejack!

 Jordan: hahahaha

 me: janet

  not julie

 Jordan: yes

 me: ahahahahh

  that was the best thing i've ever said

 Jordan: hahahahahahhaha

 me: she kept her mind alive

  on a spiritual orb

 Jordan: spritual switchboard

1:07 AM me: orb in this movie

1:08 AM they just swapped switchboard to a floating CGI orb

  those graphics were better than the eagles and vulture

 Jordan: what is her angle?

  ya

  her mind wants to be loved

 me: her head was just about to spin off

  holy shit

1:09 AM pause

  please

 Jordan: 1:16:35

 me: ok that quote was:

 Jordan: which one?

 me: hold on

  i'm gonna get it

1:10 AM "I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE SEX...................Ok I care about the sex...It's only natural to wanna make love to the person you love"

 Jordan: hahahahahaha

1:11 AM ready to unpause?

 me: oh

1:12 AM hold on

  ok

 Jordan: play?

  yes?

1:13 AM Jessica is watching it too

 me: black church

1:14 AM oh you never played

 Jordan: nope

 me: shit

  ok

  go ahead

  sorry

  i thought you had

  i'm now at 1:18.36

 Jordan: mine is booting up again

 me: so just let me know when you nice approach

  k

 Jordan: i'll let ya know when I am at 1:18:36

 me: Hot Shots Golf 3

  Nice Approach!

  Minerva

1:15 AM the fat black caddy

  we should make a cartoon called minerva; the fat black caddy

  surprisingly she only eats filipino food

  and knows tagalog

  g

  but she can read a mean green

1:16 AM Jordan: i am at 1:18 now

  yeah what the hell is this black church

 me: black church all of the sudden

1:17 AM Jordan: and we just ended on a somber note the sceen before

 me: they got greg anthony to stand in the back in a white shirt

  and clap

 Jordan: hahahah

 me: empty church

1:18 AM Jordan: this could be the best ending ever

 me: and the preacher just notices him

 Jordan: hahaha

 me: and then calls him brother

 Jordan: spiritual love

 me: hahaahha

  jesus christ

  is this a green screen

 Jordan: ya

  what if she's not alive

  is this for real?

1:19 AM me: ahahahah

  worst sounding group clap

 Jordan: Stellachip

 me: what the fuck

  is this fat guy doing

 Jordan: his assistant

  cant take him

 me: jesus crhist

1:20 AM Jordan: Jack Livingstone?

 me: who has meetings like this

 Jordan: all these awards

 me: who says fat bonus check

  let alone in front of all employees

 Jordan: music is back

 me: as you snub them

  more enya

 Jordan: midi-enya

 me: ahahahh

  post that

  ahhahahahah

 Jordan: let's all shame his hand

 me: it's like he's a fucking hero or something

1:21 AM He sold computer chips

  to one guy

  wtf

 Jordan: hahahah

  the blonde guy

  worst

  back in virtual reality?

 me: Bill Eckhart Pullman

1:22 AM what is going on

  i'm completely lost

 Jordan: maybe he killed himself to be with her

 me: but she's leaving again

 Jordan: neuro computer

1:23 AM me: this giant head

  in front of the wall at the palace of fine art

  it's like she's a dinosaur

 Jordan: more flute

 me: infront of a green screen

1:24 AM this is Enya's chinese pupil plays the lord of the rings (Shire scenes only) soundtrack

 Jordan: hahaha

  shire only

1:25 AM so they are virtually staying together

  no sex for some reason

 me: they are the gayest couple ever

 Jordan: hahahahahha